| Now, when I see a URL like PhatAssHousewives.com, three things I expect to see when I log in: Black chicks, seriously fat asses, and black chicks with seriously fat asses. Guess what? I haven't seen any of them whatsoever on this site. What I do see are a handful of older broads surrounded by women barely old enough to be married, let alone MILFs. I also see the dubious telltale signs of a website trying entirely too hard.
First off, there are cute honeys on the site, but just not enough of them for my hard-earned dollar bill. Only 22 broads to pick from, and only a fraction of them are truly wankable. Second, snowflakes like Kari or Sandy don't have nary an ass to take a hard look at, so they really don't belong on this particular site. And, MILF or not, some broads simply don't belong on a porn site. But I digress.
While easily maneuverable, the members' page could be set up a little better than it is: too much flash and not enough substance. There are only 10 of the women who have picture galleries set up…the rest of them only have bare-bones allowances to the video: three clips or a full screen. The aforementioned 10 allow you to stream low, medium and high videos via Quicktime, or you can download them as well. And there are tons and tons of clips broken up for them.
And PhatAssHousewives.com is part of a shitty, sickle cell-anemic network of three sites. And the bad thing is, though the sites are marketed as three for the price of one, they have basically the same damn material on each. Skinny-ass 28-year-old Andrea is the first thumblink on all three sites! And add this to the fact that there aren't a lot of extras on this site,
the only good thing is the special $14.95 price which gives the site som value for money.
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